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      Gorton's Wants To Know If You Noticed Anything Fishy About Their Fish Sticks

      Reader Dave was doing an online survey about Gorton's Fish Sticks packaging — and it looks like something fishy is going on... More »

      1:08 PM on Mon Sep 29 2008
      By Meg Marco
      42,588 views, 68 comments

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      34 Victims Of The Grocery Shrink Ray

      The story may be well and established already, but that hasn't stopped manufacturers from their food product and package shrink-a-dink rampage. Here's 34 more victims of The Grocery Shrink Ray spotted by the all-volunteer Consumerist tipster army, 25 of which are viewable using advanced pop-up slideshow technology...

      Note: The photo gallery was malfunctioning yesterday, so now that everything is fixed, I'm moving the post back up the page. More »

      Feature

      9:00 AM on Wed Sep 17 2008
      By Ben Popken
      40,130 views, 57 comments

      Most discussed Quantenmechaniker: The Whopper jr. is nothing new here in Germany. We've had it on the menu for years. more »

    • Video: The History Of Maxwell House Shrinkage

      This video shows how a variety of food products have shrunk over the years, while the price remains the same, and the tricks manufacturers use so we don't notice the differences. She stacks up the coffee cans as they go from 16 oz to 11 oz. At one point, Maxwell House says that while the size is going down, the potency is going up. "We've fluffed the beans!" they say. So then why do the instructions on the side of the can for the amount of coffee you use to make a perfect cup stay the same? Though we don't really mourn for lost Maxwell House value, the example is illustrative of standard industry tactics, even on food that doesn't taste like crap.

      Food Amounts Shrink Over Years, But Containers Are Same Size [WTAE] (Thanks to Kevin!)

      10:20 AM on Wed Sep 10 2008
      By Ben Popken
      6,515 views, 40 comments

      Most discussed bcsus83: video worked for me...I'm using Firefox 3.0.1...I didn't have to install anything. The lady in the video reminds me of my more »

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      Get Ready For An Onslaught Of Food Advertising

      Foodmakers are planning to bombard you with advertising to keep you from ditching their carefully groomed brands for some blechy cheapo generics. Pay no attention as they try to re-brand their products as cheap and affordable. Here's a small preview of what to expect... More »

      8:00 PM on Sun Sep 7 2008
      By Carey
      15,684 views, 98 comments

      Most discussed zigziggityzoo: So they're downsizing their product, and spending the savings on the biggest food-centric ad blitz evar? Thanks a lot for taking more »

    • restaurants

      Want That Hot Restaurant Reservation? Ask With A European Accent

      The parasitic Grocery Shrink Ray has infected restaurants, shrinking portions and spurring substitutions as restaurateurs struggle to pry revenue from cash-strapped customers. Desperate to fill seats by any means, restaurants are borrowing from the airlines and are starting to overbook reservations for peak times. They're also giving preference to the new big spenders: Europeans. More »

      1:25 PM on Sat Sep 6 2008
      By Carey
      11,504 views, 57 comments

      Most discussed Shadowfire: Europeans generally don't tip for crap, though. Just throwing that out there. ;) more »

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      Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Now Deodorizes For 30 Days Instead Of 3 Months

      Reader Kirin says he's suspicious of Arm & Hammer's assertion that the same 1lb of baking soda will only deodorize for 30 days when it used to work for 3 months. More »

      12:52 PM on Mon Aug 18 2008
      By Meg Marco
      13,158 views, 68 comments

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      Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Folgers, Makes More Cups From Less Coffee?

      Here's a fun little mystery for you guys. How can taking away 4 oz of coffee produce more cups of coffee? We've been thinking about it ever since Blueprint for Financial Prosperity sent us this photo the other day, and we just can't figure it out. Could it be magic? Some strange new property of the Grocery Shrink Ray? More »

      1:45 PM on Wed Aug 6 2008
      By Meg Marco
      8,691 views, 59 comments

      Latest by Ben Popken: Simple. They reduced volume and package size while increasing concentration. more »

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      15 Victims Of The Grocery Shrink Ray

      The Grocery Shrink Ray continues its miniature spree across the supermarket aisles of America. Here's 14 more victims that have surfaced in the past week, as spotted by our watchful bands of deputized Consumerist reader-investigators... More »

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      2:59 PM on Fri Aug 1 2008
      By Ben Popken
      25,371 views, 57 comments

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      Grocery Shrink Ray Hits UK

      The Grocery Shrink Ray has expanded its range and is no longer just hitting the US. Pint-sized woe has befallen the the UK snack section. For one, the Dairylea triangle is shrinking from 180 to 160g per cheese wheel. Other shrunken products include Rolo, Palmolive, Olvatine, Dairy Milk, Mars bars, Yorkie chocolate bars, and Pringles.Check out the company double-talk as they tried to explain away the changes, sometimes with verbal softshoe, others with oddly pugilistic rebuttals: More »

      3:47 PM on Thu Jul 31 2008
      By Ben Popken
      2,796 views, 26 comments

      Latest by I work as a meth lab technician: In Hong Kong, our Coke cans have been shrunk from 355 to 330ml. more »

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      Chicago Tribune Picks Up Grocery Shrink Ray

      The Chicago Tribune quoted me in a piece on the Grocery Shrink Ray. Paraphrasing a food science. expert, it says, "Broadly defined, packaging costs often outweigh ingredient costs, Hotchkiss said. And a penny shaved off packaging can translate into millions of dollars in savings for a high-volume consumer product." This is interesting because it means the greatest cost savings come from reducing package costs, rather than ingredient amount. Which means if they're reducing ingredient amounts, they've got to be really hurting. Maybe if I really wanted to do my part to help the economy I should have spent that stimulus check on juice, cereal, paper towels, mayonnaise and ice cream.

      Rising costs give groceries nip and tuck [Chicago Tribune]

      4:45 PM on Tue Jul 29 2008
      By Ben Popken
      2,188 views, 28 comments

      Latest by NickIQ: Backoff, BACKOFF! When I was a kid if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect! more »

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