Folks... real simple... waterproof sunscreen is not instantly waterproof when you apply it. Please give it several minutes to soak into your skin and activate. You aren't protecting yourself or your kids... you are causing an oil slick in the pool. ESPECIALLY you folks who spray it on.

And while I'm bitchin'.... am I asking too much for you to eat your lunch AWAY from the pool? I thought no food on the pool deck was a universal rule, and a good one. I don't want to step on your sundried sandwich droppings. Meanwhile, I won't splash your dining room. Have a great summer! Read more about Summer Solstice 101